THE ARK OF GOPHER
Noah! Noah! Noah! It’s all over It’s the end of the human race Violence is everywhere No! No! No! Do not panic For your fate has been determined You and your household Your fate is a 450 feet long, Seventy five feet wide, And a forty five feet high“woodwork’’ The ark of gopher It is incorruptible, sturdy and durable Perfect for your inhabitation At the top, only an eighteen inches window, A strategic door at the side, You shall enter It is your shelter, Your surest salvation. Though, I haven’t lived for so long Very likely, gopher wood doesn’t exist ...